To All Non-Pet Owners Who Visit & Like to Complain About Our Cat:
> Thomas O'Malley thought this email was funny!
>
> 1. He lives here. You don't.
> 2. If you don't want his hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture.
> (That's why they call it "fur"niture.)
> 3. I like my cat a lot better than I like most people.
> 4. To you, it's an animal. To me, he is an adopted son who is
> short, hairy, walks on all fours and doesn't speak clearly.
>
> Remember: Dogs and cats are better than kids because they:
>
> 1. Eat less
> 2. Don't ask for money all the time
> 3 Are easier to train
> 4. Normally come when called
> 5. Never ask to drive the car
> 6. Don't hang out with drug-using friends
> 7. Don't smoke or drink
> 8. Don't have to buy the latest fashions
> 9. Don't want to wear your clothes
> 10. Don't need a gazillion dollars for college, and...
> 11. If they get pregnant, you can sell their children